“Make Gentrify Total Destroy
Rent is a Fuck
Burn it Down
410,757,864,530 Dead Landlords”
Ryan Reynolds as Detective Pikachu
i’m terrified of sounding mean on the internet so i always add too many exclamation marks and smiley faces but i think it makes me sound like a primary school teacher
a list of current immortals
- florence welch: probably like 200 BCE celtic queen
- keeanu reeves: 1500 renaissance hoe
- jeff goldblum: late 1800′s i would guess
- harry styles: fairly new immortal, 1970′s
- lorde: 1920′s flapper era
- hozier: man who even knows, rough estimate is like, 400 BCE
- john mulaney: 1930′s/40′s, still bitter about the great depression probably and if he could put it in a bit with out being #exposed he would
- paul rudd: newest to the immortal club, didn’t age past the 1990′s
I feel like this list is forgetting Sir Patrick Stewart who I believe has not aged since 7000 BCE.. After all his twin brother was the Kennewick man..
going from the notes
- Anne Hathaway (at least since Shakespeare)
- Tommy Wiseau (the first specimen of the species homo sapiens)
- Taika Waititi (possibly the first being created)
- Nicolas Cage
- Brendan Urie
- Eric Andre
- Stevie Nicks
- Jack Black
- Elijah Wood
- Lucy Liu
- Keira Knightley
